If You’re A Person That Doesn’t Dress Up For Halloween, You’re Lame and I Hate You

Honestly…

What’s your problem with Halloween?

You’re probably the person who doesn’t like to eat Turkey on Thanksgiving or blow out candles on your birthday cake. You probably don’t even set a New Years Resolution because “you set goals year round.” Get Real!! Now to top it all off, you’re gonna tell me that you don’t dress up for Halloween?…quite possibly the the best adult holiday besides Memorial Day?

If you don’t like to dress up, we’re going to solve your issue right here, right now. Since we’re making completely blatant generalizations about you, let’s just call the kettle black. We’re going to assume you also hate your job because, hey you already hate Halloween so it’s safe to say you’re just an all around miserable person.

Here’s 3 Reasons I Hate You:

Scumbag Steve Meme, "Dude I'm not 8 years old, I'm not dressing up for Halloween."
Bro you’re not cool… you’re lame.

¬†1.You’re NEVER ‘Too Cool’ to Dress-up for Halloween.

You’re just a douche.

  • Here’s what to do: Get a hold of yourself and stop ruining the party.

Bottom-Line: You take yourself too seriously and you’re no fun. Let loose dude.

2.Halloween = Adult Dress Up = Explore Your Interests

Charlie Brown and Linus Discuss What they want to be when they 'grow up', as it relates to exploring passions on Halloween.

    Leave it to Linus and Charlie Brown to hit the nail on the head. Thanks, Charles M. Schulz!

Bottom Line: If you’re not creative enough to have fun with the fantasy that is Halloween, the least you can do is use it as a tool to aid in your upcoming career transition since we’ve already established that you hate your occupation because you’re a miserable human being.

3. Stop Complaining about the Cost of a Costume

Guy pulling out his pockets because he doesn't have money to spend on a Halloween costume
Don’t be this guy.. get creative #LiveFrugally

Bottom Line: Please realize that if you stop being an absolute lazy POS, you can free your mind from the chains that its currently shackled. You can probably walk around your house and make up a costume with household items and old articles of clothing. Worst case scenario? You have to explain yourself to everyone you meet- it must really suck to have to go to a party and talk to people!

Need some ideas for a costume? Check out our most recent @warhawkshockey post for some inspiration! :

To Sum It All Up:

If you don’t dress up for Halloween

1.You’re douche that is too cool to have fun.

2.You’re not seizing the opportunity to explore a different side of yourself.

3. You’re too cheap and too dumb to get creative.

Wow, I thought this was supposed to be a positivity blog?! I’m staying positive, I’m just being blunt and calling people on their BS!!

4. If all else fails, you can be a #Millennialhead for Halloween, just email me at
andrew@manifestmillennial.com with the subject line: Manifest it! Tee!!
No exclusions apply, void where prohibited.

(don’t know what that means I just always heard it on TV)

Halloween? #Manifestit

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